so it took us like 5 minutes to figure out that 「シチュー」 = “stew”

“It’s not Japanese food…. Gen, what country is shi-chew from?” -Taiwanese girls

“shi-cheww? shichew….schewwww… STEWWW!!!”

“OHHHHH!!!!”

Personally, I would say スチュー or maybe like スティユー….